Journey to the West: From the Start, My Spoilers Make the Jade Emperor Lose His Cool

After waking up, I transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became an unarmed mortal.

The lofty Jade Emperor saw me as a “BUG” in the Heavenly Dao and could erase me with a snap of his fingers.

Yet in the face of certain doom, I laughed.

“Your Majesty, I’ve read the script for this play.”

“Five hundred years from now, a monkey will wreak Havoc in Heaven and smash your Lingxiao Palace!”

“The Pilgrim, Jin Chanzi, is an insider your Buddhist sect picked in advance!”

“Even the Curtain-Rolling General at your side will end up working as the Pilgrim’s bodyguard!”

As I let loose a wild stream of spoilers, the gods and Buddhas across the heavens were dumbfounded, and the Jade Emperor completely lost his composure on the spot!

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Only later did I learn that all these gods and Buddhas were actually actors! The Journey to the West was nothing more than a grand Heavenly Dao production, arranged long ago!

And the supreme Buddha in the Western Heaven turned out to be a thrill-seeker who loved watching the action. He was munching on melon seeds, waiting for me, the one and only variable, to turn the script upside down!