Zhou Linyuan spent three years delivering food, with no bad reviews and never a late order. After being hit by a car, he transmigrated into the useless young master of a family of immortal cultivators: his meridians were shattered, and in three days he would have his cultivation crippled in public and be cast out of the family.
The System gave him a starter pack: a bottle of Lao Gan Ma chili crisp.
The whole city was waiting to laugh at him.
He pulled out a bottle of chili water and splashed it in the face of an elder at the Qi Realm.
Later, the entire cultivation world remembered one line:
“Others cultivate immortality through talent. I do it with calculus.”
