Hey! We’re Enemies! Who Are You Calling Your Wife?

[Rivals to lovers + online romance gone wrong + face-slapping comeuppance + falling for each other on their own + HE] [An icy-faced, adorably prickly bottom] × [A shameless, flirtatious top with a sunny smile] After turning eighteen, Lin Bei did something stupid: he dated his nemesis online for two months. On the day they were supposed to meet in person, the one waiting for him at the cafe was Jiang Yu, wearing that infuriating face of his. “You’re Waiting for the Wind?!” “You’re Tired Bird Returning to the Forest??” Lin Bei couldn’t take it anymore and splashed an iced Americano in his face. Lin Bei thought that was the end of it. He had no idea it was only the beginning. When university started, Jiang Yu stood outside his dorm room. “What a coincidence.” During the student council president election, he stood opposite Lin Bei. “I’ll let you have this one.” At basketball team tryouts, he stood beside him. “Let’s work together?” Lin Bei figured the guy was just there to make his life miserable. Until Lin Bei’s blood sugar dropped and Jiang Yu slapped a chocolate bar onto his desk. “Don’t die. It’d be a pain.” When Lin Bei got soaked in the rain and came down with a fever, Jiang Yu climbed over the wall in the middle of the night to buy medicine and tossed it onto his bed. “Hurry up and get better.” When someone cornered Lin Bei to confess, Jiang Yu threw an arm around his shoulders. “Sorry, he’s taken.” Lin Bei couldn’t take it anymore. “What exactly are you trying to do?” Jiang Yu smiled. “I’m trying to win you over.” Late that night, Lin Bei received a voice message. Jiang Yu’s voice was low and hoarse: “Tired Bird Returning to the Forest, I’m Waiting for the Wind. I’ve been waiting for you for so long, you silly bird. When are you going to fly over to my island and rest awhile?” Lin Bei clutched his phone, his ears turning bright red. He suddenly remembered that he really had done something stupid back then. But that wasn’t the stupidest thing. The stupidest thing was that even now, he still liked that jerk.