After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, he becomes the administrator of Heaven's nearly defunct Lost and Found Office.
He plans to slack off until the Investiture of the Gods, but then the System awakens, transforming the shabby lost-and-found office into the “Heavenly Court's Bureau of Asset and Debt Management”!
Li Ping'an: I'm not picking on anyone in particular. I'm saying every god and Buddha here is a deadbeat.
“Bodhisattva Guanyin, you borrowed this Wind-Calming Pill, and it's thirty thousand years overdue. How about settling the late fees? No money? Fine, I'll seize this Purple Bamboo Grove first.”
“Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, the Emerald Cloud Palace is an illegal structure, and you owe several kalpas' worth of property tax. Paying by card, or should I take shares in the Six Paths of Reincarnation as repayment?”
“Zhen Yuanzi, you failed to report the value-added agricultural tax on your Ginseng Fruit Tree, and you're also suspected of insurance fraud. Sign the contract, and I'll ‘physically’ fix that tree for you.”
And so, the entire tone of Journey to the West was turned upside down.
While Tang Sanzang and his disciples toil away fetching the scriptures, Li Ping'an leads Heaven's urban management squad in seizing Spirit Mountain.
Tathagata: Director Ping'an, could you stop putting up those seizure notices? I'll go scrape the money together right now!
Li Ping'an: Too late, Tathagata. I've already listed your Great Thunderclap Monastery on Xianyu for liquidation.
If you apply for a multi-person matching audio book, it is still possible. This article sounds a bit like a salted fish article. I have listened to more than ten chapters, but there is no fighting? Author, you can just mess with the Three Realms a little bit.