The Max-Level Expert Who Works as a Therapist at the Night Watch Bureau

A hundred years ago, the Abyss descended. Heretical evil gods ran rampant, and the lineage of Chinese mythology was broken.

Lin Yuan transmigrated into this world and joined the Night Watch Bureau, an official organization for the Awakened. He became a desk clerk who only knew how to provide counseling and handle logistics, a complete weakling in a fight.

To slack off, he smiled at everyone he met, called the bureau’s big shots his brothers, and casually invented a secluded sect called Kunlun to serve as his background.

While the front lines fought for their lives, he sat in the rear, munching on melon seeds and watching the show. His catchphrase was, “I’m just a support with no strength to even truss a chicken.”

Then one day, an indescribable Abyssal Demon God descended. The defenses collapsed, and all of humanity fell into despair.

The Demon God laughed wildly, trying to corrupt the minds of the people.

Lin Yuan finished his last bite of watermelon, sighed, and reluctantly stood up. “You’re being awfully shameless.”

Then he slapped it hard across the face!

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Boom!

The heavens shattered, and the Demon God was reduced to ash!

The entire internet fell silent. The Night Watch Bureau’s big shots stared in disbelief. “You killed a god with one slap, and you call yourself a desk clerk and support?!”

Lin Yuan wiped his hands, looking utterly innocent. “I really did use the Great Compassion Defensive Bell and the Art of Physical Salvation. As a disciple of Kunlun, isn’t it perfectly reasonable for me to know a few self-defense techniques?”

After that, the Sword Immortal Li Taibai, Erlang Shen, and other Kunlun secret identities appeared one after another, and the whole world went wild…