Transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms as Jia Xu, the Keyboard Poisoner

Jia Xu, a victim of the U.S.-Iran conflict and a modern-day keyboard strategist, is sanctioned after posting a flood of viciously clever takes on the conflict online. He transmigrates from the modern era into the Three Kingdoms and becomes the historical Jia Xu. He plans to lie flat and stay alive, but is forced into the chaos of the age. Keeping a low profile, he follows Boss Cao and offers advice from behind the scenes to help Cao Cao unite the land. While Cao Cao takes in widows, we secretly take in maidens and beauties, build up our wealth, and enjoy ourselves amid the chaos! Special note: I love posting big batches of chapters!!!!