I’m Just a Make-It-Up Streamer, So How Did I Become a Guardian Deity?

Su Han transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes a hardcore sci-fi content creator and freelance designer.

To poke fun at a terrible show, he casually sketches a “deep-sea mining mech” during a livestream, then rattles off a made-up theory of “micro cold fusion” before using the scrap of paper to level a table leg.

The next day, a leading figure from the Longguo Academy of Sciences disguises himself as an old scrap collector and gets into a fight over that piece of trash!

Commenting on international affairs during his stream, Su Han says offhandedly, “What do those experts know? Disguise civilian drones as a flock of migratory birds to take out their radar, then short their currency!”

The very next day, the Longguo military flawlessly recreates the tactic and scores a victory without a single casualty, setting the whole internet ablaze!

The Eagle Sauce intelligence agency goes berserk: “Find out who this strategic genius ‘Prophet’ behind Longguo really is!”

Meanwhile, Su Han is complaining to his landlady: “Sis, can I pay the rent a couple days late? I want to buy a graphics card to play Black Myth.”

He has no idea that...

His icy, beautiful landlady is Longguo's chief intelligence officer!

The old man selling jianbing downstairs is the chief nuclear physics commander!

The delivery guy bringing him food is a retired special forces champion!

His shabby bachelor apartment has been completely surrounded, layer upon layer, by Longguo's most advanced missile defense systems!

Longguo's top leadership issues an SSS-level emergency order: “Even if it takes the whole nation, make sure Mr. Su can enjoy surfing the internet every day. Beg him to make up more nonsense!”