I Chop Firewood with the Immortal-Slaying Sword, Leaving the Big Shots of Myriad Worlds Stunned

When the Heavenly Dao of the Myriad Worlds suddenly unveils the “Supreme Forbidden Zone Rankings,” the place at the very top turns out to be an utterly ordinary farmhouse courtyard!

Martial arts legends and Battle Emperors and Immortal Kings from across the Myriad Worlds pour into this mysterious ruin in search of opportunity, only to be utterly crushed.

Zhang Sanfeng, a grandmaster of the martial world, discovers that a casual strike from the old servant sweeping the courtyard completely outclasses his hundred years of Taiji boxing;

The Pill Emperor of the Dou Qi Continent stares at a Ninth-Turn Golden Elixir being used as chicken feed, his soul trembling with shock;

The peerless Female Emperor looks at a rusty iron axe used for chopping wood in the courtyard and realizes it is the highest divine artifact, lost to the world ages ago!

As the supreme beings of the myriad worlds flock to worship the courtyard and fight tooth and nail for the honor of becoming its gatekeeper,

Chen Xuan, who has lived in seclusion for hundreds of millions of years, opens the door with an impatient look. “I’m just an ordinary mortal. Why are you all so obsessed with my shabby courtyard?”

When the diary in the courtyard’s storage shed is uncovered, all the heavens go mad: it turns out that every one of our Creator Gods used to scoop his poop!