Confiscated and Exiled at Three and a Half: If Father Won't Rebel, I Will

[Historical romance + exile and famine flight + space farming + three powerful dads + adorable child rebellion + martial-arts adventure + no cultivation + absolutely no saintly heroine]

After waking from a nap, Gu Jiujiu, a modern-day genius skilled in both agricultural science and ancient martial arts, finds herself transmigrated into the body of a three-and-a-half-year-old girl whose entire family is about to be confiscated and exiled.

A disaster from the start? No worries! Jiujiu pulls out her invincible space and empties the emperor’s treasury and her enemies’ homes overnight, leaving not so much as a hair behind!

The journey into exile is harsh? Jiujiu has plenty of food and drink, and even manages to rescue three fathers in equally wretched circumstances, all exiles like her:

Her biological father was once the greatest strategist in the land, until someone severed his hand tendons. Jiujiu restores him with her miraculous skills, and he transforms into a cunning military adviser!

Her second dad was once the greatest swordsman in the land, until poison destroyed his martial arts. Jiujiu uses her spiritual spring to cleanse and renew him, and he can once again chill fourteen provinces with a single sword!

Her third dad was once the richest imperial merchant in the world, until his fortune was seized and he was blinded. Jiujiu restores his sight with acupuncture, and he becomes a shrewd businessman rich enough to rival the nation!

At long last, they reach the desolate land of exile. Jiujiu clears fields and farms with one hand, recruits the martial-arts outlaws with the other, and even builds herself a few muskets and cannons.

In just two short years, the land is plunged into chaos. Each of her three fathers claims a mountain and becomes one of the three powerful regional military governors.

But all three dads decide that being a king without the imperial surname is good enough. They have no desire to rebel and become emperor.

Gu Jiujiu panics. Wearing her tiny red jacket, she flings the imperial robes at her dads’ faces. “If you dads won’t rebel, then Jiujiu will do it herself!”

And so, beneath the imperial capital, a million soldiers kneel as one: “Long live our emperor!”

The emperor sees the three-and-a-half-year-old empress and faints on the spot.