After Joining the Army, I Slacked Off, and the Abstinent Officer Begged for Cuddles with Red Eyes

[Period, military marriage, joining her husband at his post, sweet romance, devoted to each other, everyday life]

Lin Jiaojiao only wanted to lie flat, but unexpectedly found herself transported into a novel set in the 1970s!

Since she was here, she might as well make the best of it. What difference did it make where she lay flat?

But the rotten System told her: “Maintain the original host’s persona as the model military wife who works herself to the bone. As long as you don’t work yourself to death, keep working! Make it to the ending and you’ll get five million!”

Lin Jiaojiao looked at her delicate arms and legs, pampered since childhood. The sky was falling. She was a lazy fish!

In the original story, the host worked herself to the bone in the military compound to win the favor of her cold-faced officer husband: carrying water, chopping wood, raising pigs, and farming. In the end, she became a foil for the kind and virtuous heroine, then met a miserable end.

Lin Jiaojiao thought, “This is crazy! I’m not doing any of it!”

To get the five million, she decided to exploit a loophole in the System. When it told her to “make her husband a hot meal,” she simply shoved the noodles into his hands. “Honey, you cook them, and I’ll carry them to the table. Then we can say we did it together!”

Half a year later, the original heroine finally arrived. Lin Jiaojiao packed her bags overnight, ready to flee and leave without taking credit.

But who would have thought that the usually disciplined and proper Colonel Gu would corner her against the wall, his eyes bloodshot and his voice hoarse with desperation? “I’ve warmed the bed for you. Where do you think you’re running?”

On the verge of tears, she said, “This is where the plot says we’re supposed to get divorced...”

Gu Jinchuan bent down and bit her lip. “Lin Jiaojiao, ours is a military marriage. Breaking up a military marriage is against the law!”

Gu Jinchuan was the famous untouchable flower of the military district: aloof, abstinent, and afflicted with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder and mysophobia.

And yet he took in a cat named Lin Jiaojiao. She overturned every one of his rules and became his only weakness.