Naruto: The Woman Who Crawled Out of the Moon

My name is Otsutsuki Kaguya. Yes, that one, the Progenitor of Chakra, the Rabbit Goddess, the one sealed inside the moon for a thousand years by her two sons.

A thousand years. Unable to move or speak, and barely able to roll my eyes. All I could do was watch my chakra get split into nine beasts, watch the peace I had personally planted turn into the chaos of the Warring States period, and watch my unfilial grandsons fight, die, come back to life, and die again.

Utterly boring.

So I escaped.

Using what little Yin Release I’d accumulated over a thousand years, I stuffed myself into the body of a newborn girl from the Hyuga Branch Family. I had the Caged Bird Seal on my forehead, and the family records listed me as “branch-family cannon fodder.” Even the crooked tree in the courtyard had a higher status than I did.

That’s fine.

When I, Otsutsuki Kaguya, first fell from the sky, I had nothing, too.

And what happened after that?

I planted the God Tree, ate its fruit, and made the whole world kneel and sing in surrender.

This time, I don’t plan on eating the fruit. It’s beneath me. I’ll use these Byakugan to recover, one by one, every forgotten technique, every buried truth, and every piece of history that’s been rewritten over the past thousand years.

And while I’m at it, I’ll see what kind of useless people my two dear sons passed chakra down to.

One more thing: this time, I’ll keep a close eye on them so I don’t raise two more rebellious brats.

After all, getting sealed by your own sons is humiliating enough the first time.