The Empress Slacks Off and Gossips, While the Sky Screen Spoils Everything About Us

【Sky screen + historical romance + transmigrate into a book + cannon fodder + lie flat + favored consort + super strength + foodie + feel-good story】 Foodie to the core, Su Youwei wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a historical palace-intrigue novel as a cannon-fodder favored consort. According to the original story, the emperor will despise her, the sweet and innocent heroine will frame her, and she’ll ultimately be sentenced to hang herself with a three-foot strip of white silk. Su Youwei: “Palace intrigue? I can’t do that at all. I’d rather lie flat and enjoy my food!” So, thanks to her natural super strength, she empties the Imperial Kitchens and settles into a life of eating whatever she wants and waiting to die in the Cold Palace. But then strange celestial signs appear, and a sky screen descends upon the Great Yuan Dynasty, broadcasting Su Youwei’s thoughts and future spoilers to everyone! 【Shocking! The aloof Grand Tutor secretly turns into a whimpering cross-dresser!】 【Breaking! Last night, the pure-hearted heroine secretly farted so hard she broke the Dragon Throne!】 【I’m dying! The short-lived emperor is about to get his throat slit by an assassin. I’ll have to eat two more bowls at the funeral feast!】 The entire court and the tyrant emperor: ??? When assassins attack, the supposedly delicate favored consort is clutching a roast chicken. Furious at having her meal interrupted, she smashes an assassin’s skull with one slap and kicks down a palace wall for good measure. The tyrant emperor’s gaze burns with desire. “My favored consort really is too delicate to take care of herself.”