I, Cao Youfu, transmigrate into an orange-and-white cat and become Cao Cao's “auspicious sign of Heaven's mandate.”
I just want to lie flat, eat snacks, and watch the Three Kingdoms unfold, but my owner, Cao Aman, keeps trying to take me to the battlefield.
And so, things get increasingly bizarre...
When Dian Wei fights to the death at Wancheng, I perch on his shoulder, and every blade, spear, and arrow veers away on its own.
When Guo Jia falls ill, I curl up on his lap, and somehow, after a few coughs, he can gallop at full speed again...
When Red Cliff goes up in flames, I wander over to the opposite bank, and the east wind... arrives ahead of schedule?
Everyone in Cao Cao's camp gradually realizes that as long as Brother Fu is around, every battle is won, every illness heals, and treasures turn up even on an ordinary walk.
Cao Cao: “He who has Brother Fu has the realm!”
Liu Bei and Sun Quan: “How do you persuade a cat to defect? Asking online. It's pretty urgent.”
Later, I accompany Old Cao to the end of his life and watch the Three Kingdoms reunite under Jin.
Later still... I break through the void with my physical body and step into the Myriad Worlds.
Zhao Yun: “My lord, I volunteer to ride to Changban Slope!”
Me, licking my paw: “Meow.” (Stand down. Leave it to the professionals.)
