You Said It Was Cheap Street Stall Goods, So Why Is the Nation Begging Me Not to Stop Production?

In an age when sacred relics have awakened, the West has unearthed the Sword in the Stone, Thor's hammer, and more, using them to dominate the world. China, however, has lost its historical records, and its mythological relics have all been destroyed, leaving it to suffer under oppression.

Chu Ci transmigrates into the body of a rundown antique shop owner. To pay off his debts, he can only take online commissions through a “Crafting System,” making “high-quality fake antiques.”

“A bronze bell cast from a discarded radiator, a high-quality replica of the Eastern Emperor Bell. Five hundred yuan isn't too much, is it?”

That very night, a Western army of angels descended on China. The excitable middle-aged man who had bought the bell struck it in despair.

“Dong!” The chime shattered the heavens, and a twelve-winged angel exploded on the spot! The gods around the world were terrified!

From then on, Chu Ci's little forgery shop became an overnight sensation.

A Middle Eastern tycoon offered ten oil fields for a “gold-swallowing beast,” the ancient Pixiu. A cherry-blossom sword saint was so frightened by the melon-cutting knife in his shop, the Minghong Blade, that he knelt and begged to become his disciple.

To keep Chu Ci from discovering the truth and stopping production, the highest authorities in the Dragon Kingdom mobilized in full force! Three senior generals disguised themselves as urban management officers and showed up every day to give him “Top 100 Honest Businesses” banners.

The Western alliance of gods was in ruins. “We protest! China is cheating!”

Meanwhile, Chu Ci stared at the fully armed “urban management army” outside his workshop and trembled. “Oh no, have they found out I'm selling fake antiques? With a show of force like this, am I going to get the death penalty?”