[Ding! The Clear-Your-Mind Scripture has successfully bound itself!]
[Current physical stats: 1.0]
[Core rule: Clear your mind to strengthen your body. Simply venting your anger doesn't count. Whoever gets under your skin, keep going until you feel satisfied: only then is your mind clear!]
Ding Wangyou is the unluckiest delivery rider in Pengcheng.
He takes three spills in a day, spills the food, gets docked pay, and loses face. Then an SUV blocks the battery-swapping station so completely he can't even get in.
With nowhere else to turn, he spits and scratches the luxury car several times with a hard swipe
[Mind clear! Physical stats doubled to 2.0!]
Turns out this lousy golden finger isn't here to make him a good guy. It's forcing him to stop acting like a human being!
A spoiled rich kid throws his weight around and orders him to lick the floor? Ding smacks him so hard the kid questions his entire existence!
A security guard abuses his authority and siccs a vicious dog on someone? Ding slaps them both flying with one backhand!
A wild boar blocks the road in the mountains? He takes it down for dinner!
Clear mind, stronger body!
From then on, Ding Wangyou lives by one simple rule:
If anyone makes his mind feel blocked, he'll personally step in and give them a proper lesson in
physical clarity!
Later, he can cross a thousand li in a single bound, split a century-old jujube tree with his bare hands, break through with the power of his fists, and attain sainthood through his physical body.
Then one day, his god-aunt across the Pacific calls from overseas:
"Wangyou, someone smashed up my shop. I don't know how much longer I can hold out..."
Ding Wangyou looks down at his fists, each the size of a sandbag, and grins.
The Clear-Your-Mind Scripture: overseas edition, coming soon!
