Urban: My Phone Connects to the Three Realms

【Urban Fantasy + Wild Imagination + Feel-Good Power Fantasy】 I’m Lu Yuan, 25 years old, and I work as a food delivery rider. I’m so broke I can barely scrape by, I owe 80,000 yuan on my credit card, and my landlord blocks the door every day. Then one day, I found a phone while making a delivery. Its screen was lit up, showing a group chat: 【Three Realms Chit-Chat Group】 Tai Bai Jinxing: Anyone have Taobao 88VIP? Could someone help me order an alchemy furnace? It’ll save me 3,000 merit points. King Yama: Urgently hiring an earthly-world personal shopper! We’re out of ingredients for Meng Po Soup. We need 500 cases of “Heart Forgetting Water” mineral water. Freight collect. Dragon King of the East Sea: Our Dragon Palace wants to start livestream selling. Anyone have an operations team? We can negotiate the commission. Sun Wukong: My old Sun’s Golden-Hooped Rod needs an upgrade. Anyone know a Huawei engineer? I want one with 5G. I figured they’d escaped from a mental hospital, so I casually replied: “I’m a delivery rider. If you need someone to shop for you, I can pick things up along the way.” The group fell silent for three seconds. Then an Alipay notification rang out: Tai Bai Jinxing sent you 100,000 merit points (exchanged at the current rate for 1 million yuan). Note: Little brother, here’s the deposit. There’ll be more once the job’s done. I looked at the delivery box in my hands, then at the phone screen. I quietly messaged my supervisor: I’m taking this week off. I have something to deal with. Supervisor: What is it? Me: Doing business with the immortals.