Urban: My Phone Connects to the Three Realms

[Urban Fantasy + Wild Imagination + Feel-Good Power Fantasy]

I’m Lu Yuan, 25 years old, and I work as a food delivery rider.

I’m so broke I can barely scrape by, I owe 80,000 yuan on my credit card, and my landlord blocks the door every day.

Then one day, I found a phone while making a delivery.

Its screen was lit up, showing a group chat:

[Three Realms Chit-Chat Group]

Tai Bai Jinxing: Anyone have Taobao 88VIP? Could someone help me order an alchemy furnace? It’ll save me 3,000 merit points.

King Yama: Urgently hiring an earthly-world personal shopper! We’re out of ingredients for Meng Po Soup. We need 500 cases of “Heart Forgetting Water” mineral water. Freight collect.

Dragon King of the East Sea: Our Dragon Palace wants to start livestream selling. Anyone have an operations team? We can negotiate the commission.

Sun Wukong: My old Sun’s Golden-Hooped Rod needs an upgrade. Anyone know a Huawei engineer? I want one with 5G.

I figured they’d escaped from a mental hospital, so I casually replied:

“I’m a delivery rider. If you need someone to shop for you, I can pick things up along the way.”

The group fell silent for three seconds.

Then an Alipay notification rang out:

Tai Bai Jinxing sent you 100,000 merit points (exchanged at the current rate for 1 million yuan).

Note: Little brother, here’s the deposit. There’ll be more once the job’s done.

I looked at the delivery box in my hands, then at the phone screen.

I quietly messaged my supervisor: I’m taking this week off. I have something to deal with.

Supervisor: What is it?

Me: Doing business with the immortals.