I’m Really Not a Zhang, Master Fo, Please Stop Spoiling Me

Li Xing Tong is a System, but she exists only on the retina of Hei Xia Zi, a top assassin.

She wears JK uniforms and maid outfits, dancing around in Hei Xia Zi's field of vision until he turns red at the ears despite himself. She gives him a full-map view as they slaughter their way through tombs. They are the only ones who know each other so intimately.

Then an upheaval forces Li Xing Tong to recreate her body in the Republican era.

When she opens her eyes again, she is a blind, frail young woman with a Qilin tattoo. From the start, Zhang Qishan mistakes her for his long-lost cousin and carries her home, and she becomes Er Yuehong's sole apprentice.

Li Xing Tong shakes her head frantically. “I'm really not a member of the Zhang family!”

Zhang Qishan coolly draws his gun. “Don't be afraid, little sister. I'll shoot anyone who talks behind your back.”

Her ruthless, unhinged senior apprentice Chen Pi turns red as he clumsily helps her comb her hair. “Little blind girl, I'll protect you from now on. Whoever lays a hand on you, I'll kill them.”

Just as Chen Pi is full of joy, thinking he can keep his delicate junior apprentice all to himself,

that top assassin, wearing sunglasses and grinning wickedly in the darkness, crushes a walnut in his hand with a cold laugh.

Hei Xia Zi's voice rings sinisterly in Li Xing Tong's mind. “Be a good girl and tell me, which hand did your senior apprentice touch you with just now? I'll go chop it off and feed it to the dogs tonight.”