"The Spirit-Testing Stone says I have no spiritual roots? I roast it on the spot for being an LED light!"
After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Lin Xiaoman binds herself to a Sign-In System and a Roast System.
Sign in to grow stronger, roast people to get rich. With a sharp tongue, even she can become invincible!
From good-for-nothing to a prodigy of the Thunder Dao, from a crumbling sect to a gathering of ten thousand sects,
she takes the cultivation world by storm with nothing but her mouth:
"Even the square-dancing grannies in the Age of Declining Dharma would think your cultivation technique is tacky!"
"Beast, did your stylist have a grudge against you?"
One day, the young lord of the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion calculates everything under heaven, yet cannot see through her. "Miss, your fate..."
"If you can't figure it out, then don't," she says, waving a hand. "Instead of wasting your time, why not send me some money?"