Lu Xian gains the passive skill [Absolute Reverse Fulfillment]: whenever he says, “I absolutely don't want XXX,” something top-tier and wonderful is guaranteed to happen. All he wants is an easy job paying three thousand a month, where he can coast along until he dies, but the lazier he gets, the more ridiculously lucky he becomes. He rises from fresh graduate to a legendary big shot spanning the stars, in a hilarious story that turns every trope on its head.
