At my ninety-ninth job interview, I unexpectedly awakened the ability to read patients’ minds.
The interviewer looked serious. “Why do you want to work at our hospital?”
But inside, his thoughts were flashing across my mind: [This kid’s pretty handsome. Perfect for tutoring my daughter in math!]
Me: ???
On my first day at work, a patient said earnestly, “Doctor, I’m Ultraman.”
His thoughts: [My wife made me come. She said I can’t play video games otherwise.]
The head nurse stood with her hands on her hips and scolded him. “No fooling around in the hospital!”
Her thoughts: [My husband is so embarrassing. I’ll deal with him when we get home.]
The head of security yelled, “Everyone has to march in step while lining up!”
His thoughts: [Today, I’m getting this formation tighter than a military parade!]
Ever since I could hear what everyone at the hospital was really thinking, every day in the ER had me laughing so hard I wanted to quit on the spot.
Everyone else went to work to treat patients and save lives. I went to work to eavesdrop on ridiculous thoughts, and save a few bizarre patients along the way!
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