A Rundown of Great Ming's Prodigal Sons: Old Zhu Is Spitting Blood

Lin Xia has bound himself to the Myriad Realms’ sky screen. The short videos he edits are broadcast simultaneously in the skies above dynasties throughout history! He can collect the emotions of people from the past, receive tips, and even air-drop modern supplies!

He starts by playing “A Top Ten List of History’s Most Eccentric Fainthearted Rulers.”

First: The Ming’s God of War, Zhu Qizhen. He got 500,000 troops killed, and truly earned the title of the Emperor Who Called for the Gates to Be Opened!

The moment the sky screen appears, all the realms are shaken.

The First Emperor, Ying Zheng: “Emperors of later ages could be so spineless? They’ve disgraced the rulers of China!”

Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: “I’m dying of laughter! This is the spirit of the Great Ming? I declare you the greatest God of War!”

In the Hongwu era, Zhu Yuanzhang is so furious he spits blood. He draws the Imperial Sword and chases Prince of Yan Zhu Di and the Crown Prince through the court, trying to hack them down: “So this is the fine grandson you raised? Today I’ll do what’s right and wipe out my own family!”

Meanwhile, at Coal Hill in the Great Ming...

Seeing the rebel army closing in outside the city, the tearful Chongzhen Emperor offers the Imperial Seal as a tip and frantically clicks the sky screen: “Immortal! I beg you, save the Great Ming!”

“Ding! Chongzhen’s tip received. In return, air-dropping 1,000 AK-47s and the Modern Infantry Manual!”

Atop Coal Hill, Chongzhen, eyes bloodshot, racks his rifle and charges toward the city gates...

After that, “A Top Ten List of Tragic Heroes” and “A List of History’s Greatest Regrets” are released. Zhao Gou and Cixi panic, and emperors throughout history are completely shaken!