The News Says You Made Ten Billion? I'll Change It to Debt Instead

My best friend of twenty years swindled me out of everything I owned in a pig-butchering scam. Loan sharks were pounding on my door with knives in hand.

Looking at the photo on my social feed of my friend cuddling a model as he celebrated his company going public, I was at the end of my rope.

Just then, the old typewriter on my desk started typing out tomorrow's local news all by itself.

I discovered that if I changed a single word in a headline, reality would be forced to make it happen!

The top headline read: [Local up-and-comer Wang successfully secures 30 million in funding today.]

I sneered, picked up a pen, crossed out “secures funding,” and wrote “involved in organized crime.”

The next day, fully armed special police stormed his celebratory banquet, sending shockwaves across the internet.

As for me, I turned to the next page of the news and quietly changed the winner of a five-million-yuan lottery to my own name.

From today on, I'll be the one writing this city's rules!