One Piece: The Face Fruit, Evenly Matched Against Anyone

[Lighthearted comedy] [Conceptual power] [Whitebeard crew bonds] [Paramount War hijinks] [A wonderfully unexpected fanfic twist]

After transmigrating into the world of One Piece, he becomes the most useless "nepo hire" in the Whitebeard Pirates. He awakens the despised "Face-Face Fruit," which even dogs turn their noses up at. He expects to get by through bluffing and relying on his connections, but accidentally binds himself to the utterly absurd "Forced Fifty-Fifty Rule"! As long as he shouts his signature line, "Do me a favor!", anyone from a Marine Admiral to one of the Four Emperors, even Imu, is forcibly brought down to his level of power, making every fight a fifty-fifty!

During the Paramount War, Akainu throws a punch at Ace. The protagonist shouts, "Do me a favor!" The next second, Akainu is horrified to see his Hellhound stopped single-handedly by the protagonist with a street brawler's wild punch! Blackbeard laughs as he unleashes the Dark-Dark Fruit. The protagonist fires back, "We're all brothers here, do me a favor," then pins Blackbeard to the ground and gives him a flurry of crotch kicks, leaving everyone utterly dumbfounded! Red-Haired Shanks buys a standing ticket and flees in the middle of the night: "I really can't compete with that kind of pull!"

As the brutal Paramount War turns into a hilarious free-for-all where everyone's power is forcibly equalized, Sengoku breaks down, the World Government is left reeling, and the Whitebeard Pirates undergo a complete change in style. Who knew the weakest mascot in our crew would turn out to be the one and only god who can sweep through the New World without playing by the rules!