Dr. Hou, Are You Raising an Army of Assassins?

Hospital Director: “Dr. Hou, I hear you keep a squad of death warriors at the hospital?” Hou Deren said innocently, “No, I don’t!” The director asked, “Then why was your wife, the one you were cheating with, run over and killed?” Hou Deren replied, “She was unlucky.” The director asked, “Then why was Xiao Zhang, the man competing with you, pushed into the river?” Hou Deren said, “He was unlucky too?!” “But your patients did all of that!” “Uh... Maybe they just couldn’t stand what they saw. It’s fine, Director. They’re only a bunch of elderly patients with terminal illnesses. Besides, all you can do is dock my pay.” The director swallowed, sweating profusely. Hou Deren added, “Oh, by the way, I have more than fifty other patients like that.” The director’s legs gave way. “Brother Hou! Look, I’m getting down on my knees!” “Director Hou Is a Good Doctor” “A Great Sage with Little Time Left Arrives Bearing an Extreme Dao Emperor Weapon” “I’ve Heard of Doctors Being Harassed, but Never of Doctors Reporting Harassment” “What Nonsense Are You Spouting? Go Tell It to My Rectal Cancer” “What Do You Mean the Trial Hasn’t Started, but the Defendant’s Already Dead?”