As an NPC, I Have the Fourth Calamity in the Palm of My Hand from the Start

"You call this guy a low-level mob? He blew my skull right off with one shot!"

Top pro gamer Huo Yan accidentally transmigrates into the smash-hit stealth game Abyss, becoming a low-level camp NPC boss in the wasteland's raging sands, a muscular man who smokes cheap cigars.

Facing the imminent arrival of the "Fourth Calamity"--billions of players--Huo Yan grins.

Firepower? My gear is all shoddy, but I know a thing or two about asymmetric warfare.

Tricks? I headshot snipers while they're opening loot boxes, and in team fights I make a specialty of targeting players' toes. Your respawn point is my monster farm!

Players across the internet wail in despair on livestreams. Meanwhile, the nationally famous esports goddesses, high above it all and intent on making him a "forbidden special conquest target," thought they'd play a taboo game of "whoever falls first loses." But after Huo Yan mercilessly crushes them, kidnaps them, and rubs their faces in the dirt time and again, they lose themselves completely in his overwhelming masculinity and absolute aura of dominance.

Looking at the goddess players obediently lined up behind him, then at the millions of players trembling across the internet, Huo Yan flicks away his cigarette butt and hoists his machine gun.

"All right, calamities. Now I'm your disaster."