Lin Du worked himself to death from overtime, then transmigrated into the cultivation world as a lowly rogue cultivator.
In this world, everyone cultivates bitterly, pushing themselves to the brink. Sword cultivators spend a century in seclusion in their caves, alchemists blow up their furnaces until they’re covered in soot, and even demonic witches are caught in a cutthroat race to outwork one another. How is this cultivation? It’s the entire immortal realm working around the clock!
Then Lin Du activated the [Harmony Entertainment System].
“Scrolling through jade slips? Try this: use a recording stone with an illusion-sound array to capture fifteen seconds of your cultivation routine!”
“Bored of flying your sword? Livestream an ‘Aurora Sword Flight’ race, and the top donor gets a custom sword skin!”
“Fasting pills are fit for human consumption? Follow ‘A Taste of the Cultivation World’ for a live spirit-beast hot pot stream tonight!”
From then on, the cultivation world’s style changed completely:
An aloof Sword Immortal gained a million followers with sword-flying acrobatics. A haughty alchemist became a comedy influencer with compilations of furnace explosions. The Demon Lord launched a makeup tutorial teaching “smoky eyes for your villain era.”
Trending topics on the cultivation forum: #HaveYouScrolledDoyunToday? #FollowSwordImmortalBro’sSwordMaintenanceRoutine
When the righteous and demonic factions temporarily called a truce over an immortal sect idol-voting contest, and an ancestor who had been in seclusion for a century emerged with, “Get me Doyun too,”
Lin Du’s System chimed:
[Mission updated: Lead the cultivation world’s top-tier star boy band onto the stage of Earth’s Spring Festival Gala]
Lin Du stared at the dimensional passage that had suddenly appeared in Shanghai, lost in thought.
So, should he teach them to sing, dance, and rap first, or explain what lip-syncing is?
