Naruto: Kakashi Refuses to Work Overtime

After dying suddenly, I became Kakashi and got bound to the Slacking Off to Become a God System: lie flat and grow stronger.

Kannabi Bridge? Not going. I saved Obito and Rin. The Third Hokage's Will of Fire? I handed him the Ninja Labor Law instead.

Danzo wants to assassinate me? I'll use a Shadow Clone as a decoy. The Akatsuki wants to recruit me? Let's see the benefits package first. Infinite Tsukuyomi? That's the ultimate 996 work schedule!

From Konoha to the Five Kage Summit, from taking on Madara head-on to convincing Kaguya to retire, I rewrote the entire shinobi world with workplace rules…