Don’t Be Shocked, I Just Do Sign-Ins

On the very day he is fired, his gold-digging girlfriend humiliates him in the street: "Lin Feng, you're not even as good as a beggar!"

The next second, the God-Tier Sign-In System activates.

[Ding! You signed in at the Civil Affairs Bureau and received a "Perfect Match" red thread! (It has automatically linked your ex-girlfriend and a rich second-generation heir.)]

[Ding! You signed in at the airport and received the "Global Landmark Check-In Atlas"! (Your image is now appearing on every screen around the world.)]

From then on, the whole world goes wild.

When he signs in at the White House, alarms blare at the Pentagon.

When he signs in atop a pyramid, a pharaoh's scepter recognizes him as its master from afar.

As he prepares to sign in in outer space, the M-country president completely breaks down and pleads with the world: "Please, stop signing in! We'll give you anything!"

Looking at all the world leaders kneeling before him, Lin Feng spreads his hands helplessly. "I said I just wanted to check in somewhere. Do you believe me?"

Meanwhile, his ex-girlfriend is staring at the greasy rich kid beside her and a livestream on his phone showing Lin Feng standing atop a cosmic battleship. She has completely lost her mind...