The Yin Locust at the Funeral Home: From the Start, I Carve the Bones of a Century-Old Red-Clad Ghost

Lu Changsheng was reborn as an ancient locust tree steeped in yin energy, standing before the funeral home in Renjia Town.

Yin energy gathered, and ghosts roamed by night. He thought he’d started out in hell, but then he awakened the “Devour All Things and Evolve System”!

But was there something a little off about the skill in his beginner’s gift pack?

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve obtained a max-level skill: Mastery of Chopping Meat with Baleful Energy!]

Lu Changsheng was stunned. “I’m a tree! Why give me a skill for chopping meat? Am I supposed to make butcher’s stew for ghosts?”

Then one night, a headless vengeful ghost attacked, while a serial dismemberment fiend wreaked havoc beneath his branches.

Lu Changsheng’s branches filled the sky, transforming into invisible butcher’s knives. Amid flashing blades, he chopped the century-old ghost into minced meat in an instant and swallowed it whole!

“Mmm, delicious! This meat-chopping skill of mine is great!”

Uncle Jiu: “The Patriarch has answered our prayers! This must be Maoshan’s spirit tree! With it here, no evil can invade the funeral home!”

Old Master Ren (breaking down in tears): “What the hell do you mean, no evil can invade? Lin Jiu, get out here and look! It chopped me up with its branches to make dumplings!”

Granny Tree Demon: “We’re both tree demons. Why are you so terrifying that you even chop me up?”

Before long, Lu Changsheng had devoured Qing Dynasty imperial zombies, dismembered red-robed vengeful ghosts, torn apart the Life-Loaning Third Lady with his bare hands, and unraveled century-old folk mysteries. He evolved from an ancient locust tree steeped in yin energy into the Netherworld Jianmu, spanning the realms of yin and yang and suppressing all the heavens!