You Sent Me to Fetch the Scriptures, and Now Every Buddha in Heaven Is Pregnant

[Invincible comedy + brute-force domination + anything can get pregnant + unconventional Journey to the West]

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, Chen Ye becomes a brawny version of Tang Sanzang, standing 2.2 meters tall with a mighty dragon tattoo covering his back.

Even more absurdly, he has fused with the creative essence of the Child-Mother River! Anyone who wants to kill him or eat Tang Monk's flesh, or even gets punched by him, becomes pregnant on the spot and gives birth, be they human, demon, god, Buddha, magic treasure, or lifeless object!

And so, the whole tone of Journey to the West is turned upside down.

The White Bone Demon bursts into tears: “Run! That monk punched me, and somehow my bones are showing signs of pregnancy!”

The Bull Demon King is overcome with grief and indignation: “I only glared at him, and now Red Boy is about to have dozens of little brothers!”

Looking at the Eight Trigrams Furnace, which has just given birth to a little furnace, the Supreme Old Lord sinks into deep thought.

As they face the eighty-one trials, Chen Ye pulls off his brocade kasaya, puffs on his dry tobacco pipe, and sneers: “Amitabha. I'm a reasonable man. Anyone who dares block my way will be granted a great blessing!”

At last, one day, Chen Ye storms Heaven's Mountain. Buddha Tathagata clutches his hugely swollen belly and sighs from his lotus throne: “Quick! Beg this living ancestor to return to secular life! We won't pass on the scriptures after all!”