I Conquered the Cultivation World by Slacking Off

Gu Wang transmigrated into a book and became a cannon-fodder character who appeared in fewer than three chapters. The good news: he was bound to an 【Intelligence System】 that let him see other people’s danger levels and inner thoughts. The bad news: the original story’s number-one maniacal villain was crouched in a corner, staring at him with eager eyes. 【Current thought】: [This little thing is so cute when he pretends to be dumb.] Gu Wang: ??? System, you call this a “person of extreme danger”? To lie flat and make it to the ending alive, Gu Wang pretended to be an ordinary, lazy nobody, spending his days slacking off, watching the drama, and enjoying the show. But then A spoiled brat from the sect tried to make him crawl between his legs. Gu Wang saw it coming and struck back, making a name for himself in one fight. In a secret realm, people took him for an easy target. He blew a Foundation Establishment demon beast apart with one punch, leaving the whole crowd in stunned silence. At a gathering of the righteous sects, someone tried to assassinate the sect leader. He and the villain joined forces and trounced every last scoundrel. Gu Wang: I really just wanted to slack off! But the more he kept up the act, the closer the obsessive maniac at his side clung to him. “How many more secrets are you hiding from me?” “My cultivation is weak. I don’t know anything.” “Is that so?” Xie Yuan cornered him against the wall, smiling with dangerous affection. “You’re really something, little thing! I like it!” When the apocalypse-inducing tribulation finally arrived, everyone thought the lazy nobody with the weakest cultivation would be the first to die. Gu Wang silently opened the System’s backend, bound himself to the tribulation’s weakness, then turned to Xie Yuan and said: “Hold on tight. I’ll help you look cool and take you soaring.” The whole crowd erupted in an uproar. It turned out that the ordinary man who slacked off every day was the most powerful expert, hiding his true strength better than anyone. Playing the fool while secretly being a tiger · cool, scheming uke X obsessive, loyal puppy · beautiful maniac seme Lazy on the surface, but always in control behind the scenes · Gu Wang A maniac on the surface, but hopelessly lovesick · Xie Yuan Reader’s guide: Two male leads, 1v1, HE