I, Qiao Luoyi, am a seasoned couch potato from the 21st century.
My life motto: If I can lie down, I won't sit; if I can sleep, I won't get up. As long as my paycheck covers my expenses, that's enough. Compete for success? Whoever wants to can go right ahead.
Who could have guessed that my final moment with my eyes closed would be spent dying from overwork at my desk? I had only one thought: In my next life, I absolutely have to be a good-for-nothing who never has to work.
When I opened my eyes again, I had transmigrated into a palace as the emperor's only beloved princess. I was all set to lie flat and spend my whole life as a couch potato, but a cold and aloof Immortal Venerable who had descended to wander the mortal realm carried me off right in front of the entire court.
Master: You have exceptional talent. You are destined for greatness. Come cultivate immortality with me.
Qiao Luoyi: ...I just want to sleep and eat. I don't want to compete.
And so, the Immortal Realm gained a couch potato.