I'm Just an Ordinary Mortal, So Isn't It Perfectly Reasonable to Call the Jade Emperor Dad?

Transmigration + Invincible Protagonist + Everyday Life After transmigrating to the Primordial World, Zhang Ping’an awakens the Plain Ordinary Mortal System. Knowing how dangerous the Primordial World is, Zhang Ping’an decides to stay in his little courtyard on a barren mountain, making ends meet with the hunting and cooking skills granted by the System. Until one day. Zhang Ping’an throws his arms around a middle-aged man and bursts into tears. “Dad, you’re finally back!” The Jade Emperor is completely dumbfounded. He raises a hand to kill this lunatic who’s claiming to be his relative, but then he sees something utterly astonishing. The yellow dog guarding the courtyard is the ancient demon god Zh Tie. The rooster that crows and lays eggs is the unruly Golden-Winged Great Peng. The battered axe used for chopping firewood is actually a fragment of the God-Slaying Spear. More terrifying still, a bowl of plain noodles the kid serves him instantly loosens the bottleneck he’s been stuck at for a hundred thousand years! Haotian immediately makes a snap decision and hugs Zhang Ping’an tight, tears streaming down his face. “Son! Your dad’s business is tough!” From then on, the whole Primordial World changes beyond recognition. “Son, a few big bullies have been trying to steal my territory lately. Take this butcher’s knife so your dad can defend himself!” And so, all one hundred thousand Heavenly Court soldiers get a postcelestial merit treasure apiece and pin the Buddhas of Spirit Mountain to the ground. The Queen Mother of the West comes down in a fury to investigate her secret child, but after eating half a meal, she falls for him on the spot. “Ping’an, I have a niece around your age.” Then one day, the Investiture of the Gods calamity begins. Jade Emperor: “Son, a few big thugs smashed up your dad’s shop!” Zhang Ping’an flies into a rage, grabs a cleaver, and charges up to the Thirty-Third Heaven. The gods and Buddhas across the sky watch the “mortal” split Spirit Mountain in two with a single strike and collectively lose it: “Old Jade Emperor, have you no shame?”