You’re All Vampires, So I’ll Let You Suck Your Fill

“Honey, I made you some chicken soup…”

The moment Zhang Han opened his eyes, he saw his stunning wife bringing him a bowl of soup.

He’d thought that after dying from overwork in his previous life, working nine-nine-six, he’d finally been rewarded with a better life.

But before he could even taste the soup, his beautiful wife added, “My sister’s son is going to a private school, and he’s still short two hundred thousand for the enrollment fee. Mom wants us to pay.”

This wasn’t a beautiful, gentle wife at all. She was a bloodsucking white lotus!

After absorbing all the original owner’s memories, Zhang Han wanted to slap himself. The original owner was an orphan who had worked hard to graduate from a prestigious university and become a highly skilled computer specialist. He was only twenty-seven, earned a salary of five hundred thousand a year, and took home at least a million annually after project shares and year-end bonuses.

It was true he had a stunning wife, but her parents had moved in too. Then there was her older brother’s family of four, all supported by the original owner; her younger brother, who dreamed of becoming a superstar; her older sister, who was married but spent every day running back to her parents’ home; and her parents, who did nothing but drain him dry.

Worst of all, his in-laws had insisted they were protecting their daughter, and in two years of dating and marriage, the couple had never even shared a bed.

“Damn it, divorce. I have to divorce her, or I’m going to die.” Zhang Han was furious. The original owner was far beyond a mere simp.

“Ding! An unparalleled sucker has been detected. Sucker System binding in progress.”

“Whenever you spend money as a sucker, you’ll get ten times the amount back. Once your total cashback reaches certain thresholds, you can receive rewards, including but not limited to skills and information…”

“Fine. So I’m an unparalleled sucker? I’ll show you what happens when someone unworthy of their position gets crushed by the burden.”