I Transmigrated as a Street Loafer and Conquered the Tang Dynasty with Radio Calisthenics

Wei Xiaobao transmigrates into the Tang Dynasty, becoming its most notorious young wastrel.

From the start, he owes eight hundred strings of cash, has offended the Vice Minister of War, and is the laughingstock of Chang'an, dismissed as useless.

He plans to lie flat and do nothing, but then...

He makes soap, and it becomes a hot seller that Chang'an's noblewomen fight over;

He blows glass, leaving the emperor amazed;

Even the “peerless martial arts” he casually practices turns out to be... group calisthenics?

When Li Bai insists they become sworn brothers and a princess demands to marry him, Wei Xiaobao panics:

“No, no, no! I just want to be a wastrel in peace!”