[Ensemble Comedy + Artifact Spirit Nurturing + Power Fantasy + Playing the Fool to Fool the Tiger, Then Smacking Everyone in the Face]
Lin Jiujiu is severely socially anxious and stammers when she talks to people, but she was born with the “Mother of All Weapons” constitution. Other people cultivate immortality by competing relentlessly; she does it by keeping out of everyone’s way, until she accidentally binds the [Artifact Spirit Affection Encyclopedia].
At the sect tournament, her opponents mock her for not even having a bonded flying sword. But when she reaches into her pocket, every piece of junk metal transforms into a peerless artifact spirit: a chatterbox broken sword cleaves open the gates of heaven, a whiny spirit furnace spits out a ninth-rank divine pill, and even the brick she used to prop up a table turns into a berserk beast and beats her opponents to tears.
Watching the ridiculous magical treasures in her courtyard fight tooth and nail for her affection, Lin Jiujiu feels like crying. “I really just want to be left alone!” And why is the aloof Sword Venerable, famous for being cold and ruthless, disguised as a sword spirit and begging her for hugs every day?
The female lead seems so pathetic, maybe because she's still developing in the early stages, but I really have no interest in watching further. [OK]