After Everyone Heard My Thoughts, My Whole Family Started Winning Big

Lu Miaomiao, a mystic grandmaster at the peak of her powers, failed her tribulation and was reborn as a three-and-a-half-year-old heiress who had been left outside her wealthy family and just brought home!

Thinking the whole family were villains and doomed cannon fodder, with the household about to be destroyed, Miaomiao decided to lie flat, clutch her baby bottle, and enjoy the drama. She even drew a drool talisman to keep herself alive.

Who knew that her whole family could hear her thoughts!

[Big Brother, your trusted assistant has already been bribed. Tomorrow you'll be turned into a meat paste by a dump truck!]

The next day, her cold-hearted CEO brother sent the traitor straight to jail and spoiled her rotten.

[Second Brother, your Olympiad tutor drugged you and stole your draft. Soon you'll be a drooling little fool!]

In response, her genius second brother, with an IQ of 180, ruined the scummy tutor's reputation and turned around to build her a solid-gold cradle.

[My long-lost biological third brother, who's four years old, is going to have his legs broken by the black market tonight and be forced to beg…]

That very night, her demonic father brought a hundred billion yuan's worth of mercenaries to wipe out the black market and bring his blood-soaked four-year-old son home!

Miaomiao blew a spit bubble. Huh? Why isn't the plot going the way it should?

Her movie-star cousin and miracle-doctor cousin soon returned to the family, and every awful relative was crushed without a trace.

Watching her family of top-tier experts compete to feed her, hand her black cards, and give her magical artifacts, three-and-a-half-year-old Miaomiao sighed. “I've lived for five hundred years, and this is the first time I've experienced what it's like to win at life without lifting a finger!”