I Brought a Gossip System Home, and Now Even My Aunts Are Afraid of Me

[Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip System + Unhinged Shenanigans + Hilarious Feel-Good Story + The Whole Village Dotes on Her]

Lin Ting, an overworked office worker, gets bound to a Gossip System and returns to her village for Lunar New Year. She assumes she'll be the only one hearing the gossip, but the System malfunctions, and her inner thoughts are broadcast to the entire village!

On the surface, she's a sweet, sensible nobody.

In reality, she's a walking human lie detector!

[New Year's Eve Showdown]

Her third aunt brags that her son earns a million yuan a year?

Lin Ting thinks: [Wow, Third Aunt sure knows how to brag! The System says Big Yong is 800,000 yuan in debt from online gambling, and he even bought his down jacket with a loan app...]

The next second, Third Aunt completely loses it and vows to break her son's legs that very night!

Her eldest uncle puts on airs and lectures everyone?

Lin Ting thinks: [Uncle, stop shaking your head. The glue on your 18,000-yuan custom toupee has come unstuck. And does Aunt know you got swindled out of 50,000 yuan in secret savings?]

Her uncle drops to his knees in an instant, frantically stuffing chicken legs into Lin Ting's mouth. “Tingting! Eat up! Please, stop thinking!”

To keep her quiet, her awful relatives line up to give her money, houses, and affection, turning her into the village's living ancestor!

[About the Male Lead]

On a blind date, she meets Lu Chi, the aloof, celibate big shot from Beijing everyone talks about.

Lin Ting looks shy, but inside she's swooning: [That waist! Those legs! Good grief... What a shame he's so handsome but doesn't talk much. Could it be that he can't perform?]

Lu Chi's lips curl into a faint smile as he closes in. “Do you really not know whether I can perform?”

[Content warning: The heroine doesn't know her thoughts are being broadcast + everyone jumps to the wrong conclusions + absurd comedy. Take care not to read while eating or drinking!]