I Became a Cold Palace Prince and Accidentally Flirted with the Regent

【Two Male Leads + System + Transmigrate into a Book + The Pursuit of His Wife Is a Road to Ruin + Both Leads Strong and Devoted + 1v1】 【Unknowingly Flirtatious, Innocent Bottom x Score-Controlling, Cunning Top】 【Lin Wei x Xiao Jinglan】 Lin Wei’s parents made him swear to heaven. They said that if he ever liked men, he’d be struck by thunder and lightning. Wait, swear that on a stormy day? Lin Wei suspected he’d been adopted. Then he got struck by lightning. When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a strange ancient world, with a System popping up in his mind. It said that if he won over the regent and achieved an ending where he retired to the mountains, he could come back to life. But the damn System never mentioned that the regent had “eyes in the back of his head” and knew Lin Wei was there to win him over! The System gave him countless appalling ways to pursue someone. Lin Wei worked himself to the bone like a dog, but after months, the favorability score hadn’t budged. A huge, glaring “0” hovered over the regent’s head, as if mocking Lin Wei for being a clown. Lin Wei had had enough and quit. So when he tried to sneak over the wall in the middle of the night with his luggage on his back, the regent carried him straight to bed. The regent gritted his teeth. “The whole capital is saying I can only get it up for you. If you leave just like that, who’s going to take responsibility for my erection?” Lin Wei stared at the favorability score shooting up and fell into deep thought...