Are You Crazy? You Banned the Patriarch for Delivering Takeout?

[Cyber Cultivation] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] + [One-Click Account Bans] + [Dimensional Supremacy] + [Ultimate Mashup of Wild Ideas] “Mortals and dogs are not allowed inside.” The young master of the cultivation sect stood high above everyone and crushed Su Chen’s life-saving delivery box beneath his foot. The next second, dark golden code welled up in Su Chen’s eyes, and the entire cultivation world became a mass of green gibberish. Facing the arrogant young master, Su Chen didn’t panic. Instead, he heard a cold notification in his mind: [Beep! Identity verification successful.] [Permissions confirmed: You are the world’s only root-level superadministrator!] [An illegal cultivation account has been detected bullying others. Execute punishment?] “Your cultivation level? I’m deleting it!” And just like that, the whole world changed completely! Wielding the System, Su Chen became the most unreasonable Bug across the Myriad Worlds. He equipped mechs with Zhuxian formations, crafted a cybernetic Golden Crow with his bare hands to blind the gods, and rode a nuclear-powered electric scooter to crush interstellar battleships! Then one day, a higher-dimensional deity descended, forcibly locking down the laws of physics and cultivation in this universe, intent on formatting it completely. Su Chen just laughed. “You want to talk physics with me? I practice cyber magic!” With a casual motion, Su Chen unleashed an eleventh-tier supreme forbidden spell, shattering the deity’s avatar, then activated a thirty-three-layer heavenly array to crush the starry river! “I don’t just want read-write access. I’m taking over the whole system!” Years later, as the old gods of the Myriad Worlds trembled in fear, Su Chen rode his nuclear-powered scooter, clad in his yellow-jacket secret identity, and spread his hands helplessly. “When I started out, I really just wanted to deliver food in peace.”