I spent ten years playing corpses in Hengdian. People stepped on my hand and I couldn't move; they cursed me and I couldn't talk back. My monthly pay was 3,000 yuan, and the boxed lunches never came with an extra chicken leg.
After the spiritual qi revival, I awakened the ability “Getting Into Character.” Any role I've seen, I can recreate perfectly.
So, on the day an S-rank demon god invaded, I casually acted out Legend of Sword and Fairy.
One sword through the heart. The demon god burst into fireworks that fell onto my soggy boxed lunch.
The next day, the whole internet was hunting for the “mysterious God of War.”
I went right back to playing a tree on set, listening as an investigator held up my photo and asked, “Have you seen this person?”
I said no.
The assistant director scolded me for not looking dead enough.
I said okay.
The lunch lady secretly gave me an extra chicken leg.
I said, “What about tomorrow?”
