My Household Guardians Are All Comedic Slackers

- Weasel Immortal: Caught stealing my chips, then shouted, “This immortal will keep you safe!” - Fox Immortal: Rushed in to save me after arriving late because of a TV show, then fought a vengeful ghost without taking off his face mask! - Snake Immortal: Got lost on the way to buy groceries and hid from a cat, then came charging over with a basket of vegetables to protect me! They were always slacking off or showing up late, and constantly embarrassing themselves. But whenever I cried for help, whether they were snacking, watching a show, or hiding from cats and dogs, they'd give everything they had to shield me. The three male leads with mysterious identities appear one after another: one is gentle and handsome, one is taciturn, and one is a goofy rogue! As a conspiracy begins to unfold, watch them defy fate for me and rise again from the brink of death!