The Four Ancestors in My House

Name: The Four Ancestors in My House
Author: Zhe Sha

我家四个祖宗

by Zhe Sha (者刹)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 156k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Everyday
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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At two in the morning, four beautiful women in ancient-style clothing appeared out of thin air in my living room. Xi Shi eyed me warily. “Who are you?” Wang Zhaojun calmly looked around. “This doesn’t look like the Xiongnu.” Diao Chan smiled with pursed lips. “Young master, do you know Dong Zhuo?” Yang Yuhuan’s legs gave way, and she plopped down on the floor and started crying. “I want to go home!” I was silent for ten seconds, then pulled out my phone. “Hello, 110? I think there are four lunatics in my house.” The police arrived, looked at them, then looked at me. “Young man, wearing Hanfu isn’t against the law.” Then they left. And then the four of them refused to leave my home. Me, 26 years old, a programmer with social anxiety and a part-time web novelist, seven figures in savings, living in a three-bedroom apartment. Living alone had been just right. Now I had to look after four demanding ancestors. Xi Shi twisted the hem of her clothes. Wang Zhaojun took notes. Diao Chan smiled with narrowed eyes. Yang Yuhuan asked “Can you eat it?” every day. They were afraid of sofas, TVs, elevators, and roller coasters. They tried to eat face wash, called the subway “the underground iron carriage,” and tore up an admission letter before asking me, “Can it still be used?” They didn’t know what WeChat was, what liking a post meant, or what “damn,” “awesome,” and “unbelievable” meant. Little by little, they learned. Then they became famous. Fifty thousand, one hundred thousand, then two hundred thousand followers on Douyin. Then they got into college. Then they asked me, “When we leave, who’ll like your posts?” I said, “I’ll like yours.” A hilarious everyday story about a man with social anxiety and four beautiful women from ancient times. And a story about an orphan finding a home for the first time.

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