I’m a Substitute Bride, Little Mouse! I’m Human Now, So Why Should I Put Up With This?

[Pocket Dimension] + [Transmigration] + [Putting Villains in Their Place] + [Utter Nonsense]

Would you believe Su He is a seven-colored brocade mouse?

The Treasure Daoist of the Immortal Realm has one most precious treasure: the seven-colored brocade mouse he has always kept in his sleeve.

He raised it from a young age, and they share a deep bond. He named it Su He.

But after a thousand years, the mouse still hasn't managed to take human form, though it did get a lovely name for free.

Fortunately, it has a dependable master, who not only feeds it all kinds of rare treasures but also takes it along to steal… ahem…

In short, Su He's storage pouch is full of all kinds of rare treasures.

The Buddha's lamp wick, the Queen Mother's peaches of immortality, the Supreme Lord Lao's elixirs, and even a strand of the Monkey King's hair. You know what that hair can do, right? Haha!

What drives the immortals crazier than anything is that this mouse, which can't take human form, has mastered the Daoist arts. With the simplest little spell, it can send the young immortals running around in circles.

The key is that no one can do anything about it. Its backing is too powerful, and its master spoils it rotten. He practically acts as if the mouse were his own child. Doesn't that make you mad?

The Peach Banquet brought joy to all three realms.

A newly ascended immortal was invited to the banquet to broaden his horizons.

If there hadn't been no new ascensions for hundreds of years, how could he have gotten such an opportunity?

Golden cups and jade goblets clinked together as flowers and spirit fruits filled the scene.

“Ah!”

“There's a mouse!”

The young immortal Du Wei slapped a round-bellied mouse and sent it flying.

“Ah!”

“Su He!”

“My precious little darling!”

The immortals were horrified. The Treasure Daoist wailed again and again. His life, gone just like that!

The Immortal Realm descended into chaos, and Du Wei, who had only just ascended, was cast back down to the mortal realm…

Everyone searched for the mouse…