We Novelists Can Do Anything

To avoid wasting time away from my novels, I taught myself cutting-edge tech to finish my assignments. As a result, the government took notice of me, and I blew the technology tree wide open while slacking off and reading novels.

Our motto in life: Don't call me when nothing's wrong, and don't call me when something is wrong either. Keep a low profile, neither at the top nor the bottom, and just get by.