The Security Guard from the M78 Nebula Makes Demons Weep!

[The Baddest Security Guard] [Makes Monsters Cry] [Invincible] [Comedy] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [A World-Shaking Revelation]

My name is Wang Da Long, and I'm a security guard at an ordinary residential complex. My only problem is that I'm actually a warrior from the Land of Light. I got tired of working the assembly line, so I came to Earth to experience life.

I set limits for myself. I just wanted to be an emotionless time-clock puncher.

Until one day, an SSS-rank rift monster fell from the sky and crashed through my guard booth. It looked at me arrogantly and ordered me to kneel.

I was just about to explain that I was only a security guard when the monster slapped me straight into the wall without a word.

I felt the huge hole in the wall and sighed, then pulled a crumpled cigarette from my pocket.

"You broke my wall."

"You're paying for the repairs."

The next second, everyone in the city saw the monster, so full of itself just moments ago, pinned down in the security booth's blind spot, crying as it used its tentacles to write an IOU.

From then on, this residential complex became the safest place in the world. Countless S-rank big shots applied to volunteer, just hoping I'd teach them a move.

As usual, I poured them tea. "Quit messing around, or I'll dock your pay."