In Darwin: Why Isn’t This Beast on a Leash?

[System-powered wish fulfillment + Blasting self-righteous do-gooders + Ruthless and decisive + Blasting self-righteous do-gooders + Villain protagonist + Lighthearted comedy] After transmigrating into The Darwin Incident, Charlie, a mutant chimpanzee, becomes the campus heartthrob and is hailed as a philosophical genius by a crowd of self-righteous beauties? I’m Su Yue, the Human Alliance’s cleaner, and I’ve awakened the [Reality Correction System], which puts every troublemaker in their place! A do-gooder pleads for the beast? I call the police: “Hello, there’s an animal running around loose here. I recommend shooting it on sight!” An animal-rights group demands its human rights? I block their entrance with an armored vehicle: “Under Human Alliance law, attempting to overthrow the government is punishable by execution. Shoot them all!” A high-powered lawyer twists the truth? I pull out a 9.9-yuan laser pointer, make humanity’s savior wet itself in court, then watch it crawl up a pillar and onto the ceiling, with the whole internet livestreaming it swinging from a chandelier! Its billionaire adoptive parents come to its rescue? I make the parents pay for their child’s crimes, charge two million for the chandelier, then report them for money laundering and have all their assets seized! They talk about human rights, I quote the law. They talk philosophy, I talk fists! In the end, the arrogant half-ape is wearing a green vest and sorting trash to survive in a dump, while I get paid to train monkeys, sipping cola as I look down on everything: “Remember, animals should know their place! Mess with me, and I’ll show you what physical evolution really means!”