Jun Mochen transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the villain’s lackey, a character in a book who is destined not to survive past the first three chapters.
To stay alive, he binds himself to the Strongest Lackey System. As long as he talks the villainous Holy Son into a dead end, he can sit back and grow stronger!
From the start, he stumbles upon the Holy Son just after his childhood sweetheart breaks off their engagement, leaving him heartbroken.
Jun Mochen speaks up on the spot:
“A heart without women makes a sword god. The first page of the sword manual says: cut down the one you love first!”
“Devotion is no great feat. Forgetting love is what makes a true immortal!”
In a single night, the Holy Son’s hair turns white as snow. He comprehends the Nine Swords of Love’s Extinction and sets foot on the merciless path of slaughter.
“Ding! The Host has led the Holy Son into demonic cultivation. Reward: Asura Battle Physique!”
“Ding! The Holy Son has severed his love and attained enlightenment. Reward: Divine Artifact, Godslaying Spear!”
Looking at the rewards wreathed in black energy, Jun Mochen smiles calmly.
In his previous life, he was a top-tier kept man. He might have been useless at everything else, but he had the sharpest tongue in the world!
From then on, the Immortal Realm gains a peculiar pair:
The Holy Son is cold and bloodthirsty, with the whole world against him;
His lackey spouts outrageous nonsense and cons the heavens.
The world praises him as a champion of the people and a paragon of the righteous path!
The System hails him as the strongest lackey and master of fortune!
Only Jun Mochen knows the truth:
I never meant to lead the Holy Son astray. I just want to stay alive!
[No harem | No saintly do-gooder | Decisive and ruthless | Scheming with a sharp tongue | Passionate and hilarious]
