I transmigrated to the era of primitive tribes. Everyone else started with a Kun, but I started with a Dongfeng heavy truck!
The good news was that this truck was a high-tech machine that could unfold into a base.
Before long, I unified the tribes and became a supreme god.
They thought I was summoning thunder with a wave of my hand, casting divine punishment.
In reality, I was just operating a drone to make it rain.
“This is sweet rain, sent to nourish you all.”
The chief, weeping with gratitude, said, “We will never forget the Divine Envoy’s kindness!”
They thought I never left my room because I was traveling beyond the mortal world and comprehending the Great Dao.
In reality, I was just sitting in the cockpit with the air conditioning on, watching downloaded TV shows.
Yawning, I said, “The three thousand Great Daos are far too exhausting.”
The high priest, filled with reverence, said, “The Divine Envoy works himself to the bone for our tribe!”
They thought the radiant spears I made were divine weapons from the celestial realm.
In reality, they were just iron rods fitted with LED tubes and stun devices… They couldn’t have cost more than five yuan.
With this piece of high-tech equipment, I turned the prehistoric era into a super-civilization. Then one day, a man with an immortal air came to my door and asked, “You have no spiritual power at all. How can you create things from thin air?”
I looked at him and silently opened the electromagnetic cannon… Buddy, times have changed.
Some parts are written illogically.