Naruto: I Fake Being a God with One Tomoe and Bleed the Third Hokage Dry!

[Uchiha] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Everyone Jumps to Conclusions]

As a transmigrant with a single tomoe, Yexian heads out to buy half-price eggs and accidentally stumbles upon Danzo trying to assassinate Shisui.

To save his own skin, he throws out a "Double Kamui Trial Card" and puts on an invincible act as a "Living God"!

Danzo flees in disgrace, and Shisui turns into a loyal puppy.

When the trial card expires, Yexian panics like a scared dog and swallows nervously. I'm doomed. I absolutely can't let them see through me, or they'll cut me up for research!

To make money and stay alive, he decides to play the part to the hilt.

In public, he loudly proclaims that he'll "cleanse the rot." In private, he sticks the Third Hokage with an outrageously expensive bill.

What he never expected was that everyone in the Shinobi World would be a master of wild speculation!

The entire clan dons yellow robes overnight and offers him a fortune to become their clan leader;

Using intelligence from his previous life, he gets Itachi to switch sides and tricks Jiraiya into sending him a ton of funding.

Years later, when the Otsutsuki descend, the great leaders of the Shinobi World swear to offer their hearts to their "god."

Clutching the key to the treasury, Yexian sighs inwardly:

"At first, all I wanted was to buy a box of half-price eggs!"