Naruto: I Fake Being a God with One Tomoe and Bleed the Third Hokage Dry!

【Uchiha + Lighthearted Comedy + Misunderstandings】 As a transmigrator with only a single tomoe, Ye Xian sets out to buy half-price eggs and accidentally stumbles upon Danzo ambushing Shisui. To save his life, he pulls out a “Double Kamui Trial Card” and forces himself into the role of an invincible living god! Danzo flees in disgrace, and Shisui turns into his loyal dog. When the trial card expires, Ye Xian swallows nervously, panicking like a stray dog: It’s over. I absolutely can’t let them find out, or they’ll cut me up for study! To make money and stay alive, he decides to play the part to the hilt. In public, he loudly proclaims that he’ll “cleanse the corruption.” In private, he dumps an astronomical bill on the Third Hokage. What he never expected was that everyone in the ninja world was a master of wild speculation! The entire clan dons imperial robes overnight and stuffs him with money, begging him to become their clan leader; Armed with intel from his past life, he gets Itachi to defect and tricks Jiraiya into sending him a fortune in funding. Years later, when the Otsutsuki descend, the great powers of the ninja world swear to offer up their hearts for their “god.” Clutching the key to the vault, Ye Xian sighs to himself: “When this all began, I really just wanted to buy a carton of half-price eggs!”